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CHEERS!

Ranielle touched my twat!
-Kathy
 
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of who's easy'?
 
I got the sexes messed up
-erin
 
fuck this, you can finish
-kristy
 
when guys have a girlfriend their penises should turn off
-me
 
Mom, that exam ass raped me
-Heather
 
Karen, tonight since i don't have one, when you touch his body, think of mine!
-me
 
Whatever happens, happens for the best....
 
omg guys guess how many batteries i used last nite!
-Karen
 
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau
 
Whats a mammory gland?
-Ranielle and Kathy
 
Your an odd dumpling.
-Cathy
 
What's Thai food?
-Me
 
What time is your 8am class?
-Ranielle
 
Freakin A!
-Ranielle
 
Was that a movie or did that really happen?
-Kathy
 
I hurt my foot playin bowling!
-Bryan
 
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.- Ingrid Bergman

You suck, and thats sad.-Common Room Poster

 

For Gays, Bisexuals, and Men who have sex with other men.-Health Services Pamphlet (Ya know just in case your a guy and you don't fit in the first 2 categories...) 

 

Too often people miss the silver lining because they are too busy searching for the gold... -D. Unno

Don't ever try to understand a woman; they don't even understand themselves

Why are you tryin so hard to fit in, when its obvious you were born to
stand out?!

Lets go back, back to the beginning.

He's out there, she's out there, they're just learning who to contrast you against.

She needs wide open spaces, to make her big mistakes.

What if we stubbed our toe when we were younger, and just quit walking?

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

It is amazing how you managed to convert into words the emotions and feelings i had bottled up in here.

I dont miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

Here's to the men we love, here's to the men that love us... Since the men that we love, aren't the men that love us ... screw the men... here's to us.

There was a girl in my mirror crying the other night, and there's nothing I could say to make her feel alright, but thanks to you.tonight shes smiling.

- Half stolen half Me

 

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

 

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us; as the confident knowledge that they will help us.

- Epicurus

 

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'

- John Greenleaf Whittier

 

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

- W. M. Lewis

 

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

- Buddha

 

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?- Confucius

 

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

- Douglas Yates

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.

-D. H. Lawrence

You poor child of God!
-Angela
 
I am God's child **big grin**
-Me
 
You Cauc!
-Kathy
 
Are you wearin your glasses?
-Me
 
Your carpet has pretty colors!
-Bri
 
Is your tounge burning?
-Ariana
 
What does poppin your cherry mean?
-Ranielle
 
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
-D. Unno
 
Crush, boyfriend its the same thing!
-Kayla (my 8 year old sister)haha i WISH that was the case!
 
It'a paranoying!
-Bri
 

Even though I've been lacking in the comforts of being loved, I realize that the way to fill the void isn't thru random hookups....I'm glad that I don't do that to myself emotinally.  It scars you and still makes you feel inadequate.  Just be patient and wait for that person who likes you for who you are and doesn't want you to change....

 

Me:Kent, do u have a jacket i can borrow?

Kent: No its against my religion to have them

Me: So are Jews but u still have them

Kent: For that u deserve a jacket

 

me: he was all up on me like i was his property or something!

heather: last i heard u still had the FOR SALE sign up!

...yea like that