Suprised its takin
this long to add abby and my convos to this...heres a few
Scenerio: Abby and
I are single and on the loose:-p!!!
****: apparently i have
a higher sex drive then an 18 yr old college freshman male
****: : I DONT GET IT
SwtParadise77: same here
SwtParadise77: i think
u and i are really aggressive girls :-P
SwtParadise77: but we
also aren't sluts
SwtParadise77: we have
some standards
****: : haha exactly
SwtParadise77: and we
don't go all the way
****: : its true
SwtParadise77: we are
hot mommas with class
SwtParadise77: and poise
****: : WE ARE
SwtParadise77: and purpose
SwtParadise77: :-P
****: : i obviously profiled
that
SwtParadise77: don't
worry i am going to away message it
****: (1:50:10 PM): wahh
SwtParadise77 (1:50:17 PM): ?
****: (1:50:27 PM):
my teeth hurt and my mouth tastes like metal
****: (1:50:55 PM): they yelled @ me for like an hour
SwtParadise77 (1:51:03
PM): about?
****: (1:51:11 PM): apparently i have gingivitis
****: (1:51:14 PM): and they are not pleased
****: (1:51:24
PM): SOMETHING is building up on me teeth, whatever that is i dont know
SwtParadise77 (1:51:30 PM): hahahha
****: (1:51:57
PM): next time i go to the dentist, im gonna ask them if semen leaves a residue that could build up on my teeth
****: (1:52:08
PM): and im gonna ask it with a straight face and make them answer me seriously
SwtParadise77 (1:52:25 PM): hahahahhaha
SwtParadise77
(1:52:28 PM): u do that
SwtParadise77 (1:52:31 PM): and let me know
****: (1:52:34 PM): hahaha
****: (1:52:35 PM):
I WILL
****: (1:52:39 PM): i must inform the public
SwtParadise77 (1:52:46 PM): k
SwtParadise77 (1:53:08 PM): then
i can be like, "i'm sorry sir, i can't give u head, cuz my dentist said it will give me ginsivitis"
****: (1:53:45 PM):
oh yeah, cuz i always call the guys im about to give head to, "sir"
SwtParadise77 (1:53:56 PM): i do
SwtParadise77 (1:54:06
PM): i mean when a guy is THAT much older then me, i do it outta respect
****: (1:54:11 PM): hahahahaha
SwtParadise77
(1:54:13 PM): hahahaha
****: (1:54:20 PM): we're hilarious
****: (1:54:21 PM): lol
SwtParadise77 (1:54:27 PM): yes
we are
SwtParadise77: leave it to us to hook up with the 2 guys at the party who are the exception to the typical college
guy!!!
****: : I KNOWWWWWWWW
****:
: god damn jesus
And
heres one from Angela:
Everclear135: christ
woman
Everclear135: u need
to start a harem
SwtParadise77: hehe
SwtParadise77: hahahahaha
Everclear135: lol
Everclear135: im serious
....abby says u need 5 guys for a harem, but angela says u only need 3 to start one...apply within...haha
wow these quotes make me look REALLY bad, but i'm not...i swear! just ask around, i'm a good girl!
Scenerio:
I'm in Fallston at Bri's, her best friend Allison came over.
Allison: Final Destination is on at
8pm tomight
Bri: Cool come over we can watch it!
Allison: (later that night) Um...i was
wrong its on TOMARROW nite...
Bri: We can go to Blockbuster and rent
it, I have a free rental coupon!
***
...in Blockbuster
Allison: **standing in front
of popcorn aisel** Can we get popcorn, can we, i want popcorn, can we get popcorn, etc
Worker #1: YES YOU CAN GET
POPCORN!
Allison: Bri, can we get
popcorn!
Me: You said we could have
popcorn, you have to give us popcorn now!
Worker #1: I can't jstu give
you popcorn
Worker #2: Read them a trivia
question
Worker #1: blah blah blah
The actor who played in the film Johnny English...
Bri and Allsion: Ha i give
up, put the popcorn back!
Worker #1:...first became
famous playin what character in Britsh Television?
Me: MR BEAN!!!!
All the Workers: DING DING
DING
**we won**
***
...car ride back to Bri's
Allison: So how long is the
movie
Bri: 56 minutes
Me: WHAT?!?!
Allison: What movie is that?
Me: Boogeymen! wait this
isn't Final Destination...
Allison: **slams on breaks
and turns around**
Bri and Me: **laughin so
hard Bri is abotu ready to pee her pants, and i have tears in my eyes and can barely breath**
***
...back at Blockbuster, this
time its crowded
All: We are back...:-D
eventually got the right
dvd....for cheaper...and left, laughin our asses off!
Scenerio:So
the Arnold family is playin cherades...It's Bri's turn. Her word is "even"
Bri: **She holds up
1 finger then 3 fingers then 5 fingers then 7 fingers**
Mandy: **yells** ODD!
Bri:** confused oppsies look on her
face, and then quickly puts up 2 fingers then 4 fingers**
Mandy: EVEN! **stupidass**
Tristan: Man, the woman in this family
are special :-p
Scenerio:
Justa fun ol' aim convo
Bri: i wanted ot go
to the dicks sportign good store online...
Me: what now
Bri: and i typed in dicks,com
Me: please god no
Scenerio:
Bri and I, 3:30 am, 2 liter of mountain dew...GONE! Shes is layin on my dorm floor tangled in her sleepin bag...me sittin
on my bed...
Lets make this easy and just list some
quotes:
Me: Bri are you wearin your glasses
(hello i shouldn't of had to ask that)
Bri: your carpet has prettttttttttttty
colors (not even thinkin of the 'sexual' induendoes at the time)
Bri: Do they have big boobs? Lets
go see if (enter females name here who i'm not supposed to refer to anymore cuz cathy said so) is awake!
Me: **chuggs a good 1/3 of the mountain
dew** ahhhhhh **burp**
Scenerio:
Amber, Angela, and I in my common room. Me cookin Angelas food in microwave. Van Wilder (would we be watching anything
else?) on tv, but its just the menu screen, ya know the one where the options are on the chicks shirt...and shes a lil cold
**wink wink**
Me: Can we watch something
besides the bouncy boobs?
Angela: I was waiting
for you to come!
hahahahaha induenoes
aren't they a hoot!
Scenerio:Carol Ranielle
and I in Ranielle's dorm. We called Ranielle earlier while John was over. She said they were playin a computer
game but her sn was idle...
Me:Oh yeah kinda like how you were playin
a game on the computer when we called yet your aim sn said idle 45 minutes!!
Ranielle: Huh, what? Oh! No, you see
he was lickin me. **carol and i just look at eachother** You don't smell latex, you would if we did nething. No he was
just lickin me. So i spit on him. He hates when i spit. Look he wiped it on the blanket corner, smell it
doesn't it smell like spit!
Carol: Woah man!
Me: (I couldn't speak at this point
i was in tears laughin so hard!)
Scenerio: Carol,
Angela, and me in Angela's room.
Carol:Angela tell Mandy why you hurt.
Angela: Oh shut up Carol
Me: What?
Carol: She hurt herself playin football
in the hall last night.
Me: Oh! She hurt herself playin football
in teh hall last night (i used hand gestures and voice tones)
Angela: Shut up
I forget: Who did you play with?
Angela: 3 guys
Carol: Damn you were busy... What did
the third one do? :-p 0:-)
